take the dogs tail out of your mouth

to: 5.5 year old
why: I have not idea why she doesn't understand for herself yet either!

Ok, I paused it so you'll have to click the play button that's just to the right of the cow.

why: computers you know!

your body will be wherever you left it

said by: Dad in response to "Dad, I can't find my body!" (shouted) by a nearly 5 year old
why: because world of warcraft has infiltrated my house