tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363992962024-03-08T17:03:47.084-07:00things I never thought I'd hear myself say...for anyone who finds them self saying the oddest things...Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-65558463928157032372012-05-17T09:09:00.001-06:002012-05-17T09:09:31.675-06:00Please stop constructing the Titanic and come and eat dinnerDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-9592923822792789382012-03-25T14:48:00.003-06:002012-03-25T14:49:25.618-06:00Please don't cut your hair with the nail clippersto: nearly 9 year old<br />
followed by: argument that it looks better now!Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-5586350749638633522010-11-21T11:24:00.002-07:002010-11-21T11:26:32.469-07:00please don't write "willy" and "penus" on things - and you don't spell penis like thatsigh<br />
why: a moment of parenting about both graffiti or incorrect spellingDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-29857091317236857942010-11-11T10:09:00.003-07:002010-11-21T11:24:56.521-07:00Lovely, that's greatto: 7 year old<br />
in response to: as encouragement to a deep snot filled blow of a noseDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-53562425731233736622009-02-19T13:10:00.003-07:002009-02-19T13:13:24.806-07:00Please don't wipe your nose on the dogto: 5.8 year old<br />why: because she did<br />how do I know: because she told me, "I didn't bite the dog, I'm wiped my nose on him"Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-90463901028184585312008-10-25T17:05:00.001-06:002008-10-25T17:06:38.216-06:00take the dogs tail out of your mouthto: 5.5 year old<br />why: I have not idea why she doesn't understand for herself yet either!Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-19802338365515563872008-05-08T09:45:00.002-06:002008-05-08T09:46:45.204-06:00Ok, I paused it so you'll have to click the play button that's just to the right of the cow.why: computers you know!Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-18468328383848500452008-02-09T08:17:00.000-07:002008-02-09T08:19:08.362-07:00your body will be wherever you left itsaid by: Dad in response to "Dad, I can't find my body!" (shouted) by a nearly 5 year old<br />why: because world of warcraft has infiltrated my houseDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-14053726896158186492007-11-25T15:47:00.000-07:002007-11-25T15:50:24.777-07:00oh dear, the dogs have eaten your beeswax candlesto: a very understanding 4.5 year old<br />when: the morning after she left the candles she'd made in the dog's bedroom aka. laundry room.Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-59252849651013732062007-11-22T21:36:00.001-07:002007-11-22T21:40:57.772-07:00why can't my 8 year old get the car started?from: one mother to another<br />why: because the car is cold, the kids are cold and the mum is busy freezing her butt off getting all her other kids into their car seatsDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-56984570112339297932007-11-08T13:59:00.000-07:002007-11-25T15:51:29.340-07:00take care darling, your wings nearly tipped your apple juice overto: 4.5 year old fairy princess having dinner<br />why?: Why not?Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-33959973192332802962007-06-27T21:47:00.000-06:002007-06-27T21:49:03.224-06:00why is there a green pencil in the fridge?to: a four year old<br />who responded: "to keep it cool."Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-27675196077381202182007-06-07T21:55:00.000-06:002007-06-07T21:59:16.429-06:00How cold is a rat?in response to: "this mash is as cold as a rat."<br /> said by: a tired 4 year old at supper<br /> whose reply was: "this cold "(holds arms wide open)Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-62080980952634086312007-04-20T11:23:00.000-06:002007-04-20T11:26:02.428-06:00Take your shorts off you ankles or you'll fall overto: 4 year old<br />as: I see her cute bare bum running-waddling away from meDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-51227850794727740982007-03-19T21:28:00.000-06:002007-03-19T21:35:36.516-06:00I don't really care if he likes it, stop touching the dog's willy.to: nearly 4 year old<br />why: because she's interested by the bits that dangle and those that don't.Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-1162524612019632182006-11-02T20:28:00.000-07:002006-11-02T20:30:12.030-07:00it's not nice to deliberately fart in the dogs faceto: 3.5 year old<br />why: because daddy told her it was funny to stick her bum in front of the dog's nose and pass gas!Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-1162354196304406782006-10-31T21:05:00.000-07:002006-10-31T21:09:56.316-07:00Now your sock will turn into swiss cheese if Ebby gets it.to: 3.5 year old<br />why: as encouragement to keep her socks on her feet so that yet another pair is not reconfigured by our 9 month old puppy.Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-1161832295436788762006-10-25T21:09:00.000-06:002006-10-25T21:11:35.446-06:00How did your poo get to be bright green!?to: 3.5 year old, who had, the day before, been fueled by black icing off her halloween gingerbread house<br />proof: mum's have to be detectives in order not to panic!Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-1161738043927702432006-10-24T18:58:00.000-06:002006-10-24T19:00:43.933-06:00Please do not speak and talk at the same time.to: 3 1/2 year old who is eating and talking at the same time<br />why: because it's the end of a long day and I'm a little confused :-)Dr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-1161711148239531882006-10-24T11:31:00.000-06:002006-10-24T11:39:43.950-06:00Emmy, eat your sandwich not your buckle.Said: To 2.5 year old<br />Why: Typical table talkDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36399296.post-1161444443161572322006-10-21T09:25:00.000-06:002006-10-24T19:12:38.683-06:00Come on now guys, the plastic fish is not for dogs.<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">to:</span> 8 month old puppies and a plastic fishDr Stella Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14997585144136487066noreply@blogger.com0