oh dear, the dogs have eaten your beeswax candles

to: a very understanding 4.5 year old
when: the morning after she left the candles she'd made in the dog's bedroom aka. laundry room.

why can't my 8 year old get the car started?

from: one mother to another
why: because the car is cold, the kids are cold and the mum is busy freezing her butt off getting all her other kids into their car seats

take care darling, your wings nearly tipped your apple juice over

to: 4.5 year old fairy princess having dinner
why?: Why not?